We're going to be honest with you: we know that you're a little bit off your rocker.
We know that you watch Christmas vacation movies year-round, and that you think it's hilarious when someone says "nuthouse" instead of "nut house." We know that your office is full of handmade gifts from people who have no idea what they're doing, but who still managed to make something out of nothing. And we know that the best way to celebrate the holidays is to get together with your friends and watch silly movies until dawn.
So we made a door hanger for your home—because it's time for everyone else in town to see what kind of jolliest bunch of assholes they've been hanging out with!